Santa-vs-Blitzen

No en todos lados la navidad es paz y amor. Y menos para los rappers.

MVPuppets: Dunking on the Reindeer fue una campaña viral (sólo por internet) de Nike en Estados Unidos en la navidad del 2009. En ella, Blitzen El Reno y Santa tenían un beef, jajaja. Todo empezó porque el reno volador retaba al viejo barbón y su crew (conformado por LeBron James y Kobe Bryant) en un rap. Chekeen la frescura de sus flows junto a Lil’ Dez en las 1200.

Por supuesto que Santa a.k.a. Kris Kringle , como buen rapper/b-baller, no aguantó la insolencia del reno y respondió:

Al final, todo se arregló en la cancha y Kris junto a su crew nos narran lo sucedido.

Si, como yo, ustedes se lo perdieron el año pasado, ahí tienen otro legendario beef. Buenos flows y punchlines de ambos, algo reñido como el de Jay-Z vs. Nas, jaja.

Por si su enciclopedia de voces los traicionó, la voz y gracia en los punchlines de Santa corren a cargo de su tocayo, KRS-One (Boogie Down Productions), mientras que los flows de Blitzen El Reno los acomoda Lupe Fiasco. La voz de LeBron es Kenan Thompson (Kenan y Kel) y la de Kobe es el actor David Allen Grier (In living color).

Abajo les dejo las lyrics de los tres videos, cortesía de The Nextians y si quieren ver más videos de MVPuppets de Nike, chéquenlos en The Smoking Section.

Letras del spot donde Blitzen El Reno/Lupe Fiasco hace el diss a Santa:

B to the l-i, t-z
3 suckas plus 1 me equals too e-z.
Believe me the top of your wish list
Betta read a chance to beat me
Cuz you never got that
And you never will
The thrill of the victory is something that you’ll never feel
something elves can’t build
and shout out to the workshop
you can get to 1st, 2nd, and the 3rd shot
don’t mean nothin
when the rein get to jumpin
and that deer get to dunkin
see the fear in your frontin
Santa lookin shook, Kobe lookin shook, Lebron lookin shook
I throw the ball on the roof

Letras del spot en donde Kris Kringle/KRS-One responde a Blitzen:

Yo, how you calling me a old timer, a old rhymer,
when i’m getting it in, in oh nine, suh
Ya’ll got issues and i’m not a subscriber
You the reindeer, i’m the driver
Kris Kringle, the gift’s in my saliva
I got every address in the hood. I’ll find ya
Ya’ll dude’s minor Kris Kringle is major
it’s a good thing it’s Christmas you gonna need a savior
you aint even —-, ya’ll nose is black
and the last rhyme you kick you know was wack
I’ll flying around the hood cruising fast
my sleigh be moving snow you eating grass
think fast stay in line you know me well
keep talking Imma ring your jingle bell
I got work to do I cant flirt with you
Kris Kringle, I’m out!

Letras de la narración del partido final:

(Santa rap)
1, 2, 1, 2, King James and Kobe too
It was the day before Christmas day
I just put brand new rims on my sleigh
in the kitchen cooking, eggs and hash
I got a call from Blitzen talkin some trash, sayin
(Blitzen )
Oh saint Nicky, don’t you see
you and your boys you’ll never beat me
So you can tell Kobe and tell LeBron
that they can meet me on the court and it’ll be uh-uh onnnn
(Santa)
Now Blitz ice grillin, like put em up
it ain’t take long for Kobe to shut em up
(Kobe)
Alright Blitz, the game is to 10
LeBron, check it out and show em how we get it in
(Santa )
now he all nervous, tension brewing
Vixen was trying to talk some sense into em
LeBron threw the ball and he began to giggle em, like
(LeBron)
look at this reindeer, he can barely dribble
(Kobe)
c’mon Bron, show some respect
he got hooves, not hands, what the heck you expect
(Santa)
Kobe stole the ball, crossed him up
runnin around his back, tossed it up
Vixen crying to Blitz, like
(Vixen)
oh no, lebron took off from behind the free throw
(Santa)
LeBron rose up looked at him again
said, Merry Christmas Blitz and shattered the rim
The game is over, the game is over
The game is over, the game is over
Dunking on the reindeer, dunking on the reindeer
Dunking on the reindeer, dunking on the reindeer
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