Nike presenta beefs navideños - Santa Claus vs. Blitzen El Reno

No en todos lados la navidad es paz y amor. Y menos para los rappers.

MVPuppets: Dunking on the Reindeer fue una campaña viral (sólo por internet) de Nike en Estados Unidos en la navidad del 2009. En ella, Blitzen El Reno y Santa tenían un beef, jajaja. Todo empezó porque el reno volador retaba al viejo barbón y su crew (conformado por LeBron James y Kobe Bryant) en un rap. Chekeen la frescura de sus flows junto a Lil’ Dez en las 1200.

Por supuesto que Santa a.k.a. Kris Kringle , como buen rapper/b-baller, no aguantó la insolencia del reno y respondió:

Al final, todo se arregló en la cancha y Kris junto a su crew nos narran lo sucedido.

Si, como yo, ustedes se lo perdieron el año pasado, ahí tienen otro legendario beef. Buenos flows y punchlines de ambos, algo reñido como el de Jay-Z vs. Nas, jaja.

Por si su enciclopedia de voces los traicionó, la voz y gracia en los punchlines de Santa corren a cargo de su tocayo, KRS-One (Boogie Down Productions), mientras que los flows de Blitzen El Reno los acomoda Lupe Fiasco. La voz de LeBron es Kenan Thompson (Kenan y Kel) y la de Kobe es el actor David Allen Grier (In living color).

Abajo les dejo las lyrics de los tres videos, cortesía de The Nextians y si quieren ver más videos de MVPuppets de Nike, chéquenlos en The Smoking Section.

Letras del spot donde Blitzen El Reno/Lupe Fiasco hace el diss a Santa:

B to the l-i, t-z

3 suckas plus 1 me equals too e-z.

Believe me the top of your wish list

Betta read a chance to beat me

Cuz you never got that

And you never will

The thrill of the victory is something that you’ll never feel

something elves can’t build

and shout out to the workshop

you can get to 1st, 2nd, and the 3rd shot

don’t mean nothin

when the rein get to jumpin

and that deer get to dunkin

see the fear in your frontin

Santa lookin shook, Kobe lookin shook, Lebron lookin shook

I throw the ball on the roof

Letras del spot en donde Kris Kringle/KRS-One responde a Blitzen:

Yo, how you calling me a old timer, a old rhymer,

when i’m getting it in, in oh nine, suh

Ya’ll got issues and i’m not a subscriber

You the reindeer, i’m the driver

Kris Kringle, the gift’s in my saliva

I got every address in the hood. I’ll find ya

Ya’ll dude’s minor Kris Kringle is major

it’s a good thing it’s Christmas you gonna need a savior

you aint even —-, ya’ll nose is black

and the last rhyme you kick you know was wack

I’ll flying around the hood cruising fast

my sleigh be moving snow you eating grass

think fast stay in line you know me well

keep talking Imma ring your jingle bell

I got work to do I cant flirt with you

Kris Kringle, I’m out!

Letras de la narración del partido final:

(Santa rap)

1, 2, 1, 2, King James and Kobe too

It was the day before Christmas day

I just put brand new rims on my sleigh

in the kitchen cooking, eggs and hash

I got a call from Blitzen talkin some trash, sayin

(Blitzen )

Oh saint Nicky, don’t you see

you and your boys you’ll never beat me

So you can tell Kobe and tell LeBron

that they can meet me on the court and it’ll be uh-uh onnnn

(Santa)

Now Blitz ice grillin, like put em up

it ain’t take long for Kobe to shut em up

(Kobe)

Alright Blitz, the game is to 10

LeBron, check it out and show em how we get it in

(Santa )

now he all nervous, tension brewing

Vixen was trying to talk some sense into em

LeBron threw the ball and he began to giggle em, like

(LeBron)

look at this reindeer, he can barely dribble

(Kobe)

c’mon Bron, show some respect

he got hooves, not hands, what the heck you expect

(Santa)

Kobe stole the ball, crossed him up

runnin around his back, tossed it up

Vixen crying to Blitz, like

(Vixen)

oh no, lebron took off from behind the free throw

(Santa)

LeBron rose up looked at him again

said, Merry Christmas Blitz and shattered the rim

The game is over, the game is over

Dunking on the reindeer, dunking on the reindeer

Nike presenta beefs navideños – Santa Claus vs. Blitzen El Reno

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